Tom Horned

When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after.

Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!

by Joel Pascuzzi April 8, 2015

A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014

Tom Crehan

Tom Crehan is a very quiet guy who does not like any attention. He does have an incredible amount of acne on his forehead which makes it hard for people not to look at him. Tom also does not enjoy camera attention at all. If you point any camera at him he will cover his face and run away or inflict physical harm upon the person pointing the camera at him. Tom has a very short temper and often does things he most certainly regrets. Tom is a natural athlete but doesn't try at all or work whatsoever. He also has very attractive sisters.

Tom Crehan was at the beach and saw girls so he ran away.

by TANKILORD February 12, 2019

Tom Daschle

(n.) Former Democratic U.S. Senator (1986 to 2004) from South Dakota and former U.S. Senate Majority Leader who while holding the Minority Leader position lost reelection to first-time senator John Thune (R).

(n.) Any person who holds a position of seniority and/or power and is defeated or usurped by someone of substantially less power/influence.

(v.) To unseat a person of power as described above. (also 'daschle')

person 1: "I can't believe he got beat by that n00b! He's such a Tom Daschle."

person 2: "Yeah, he totally got daschled!"

by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Tom Cruise’d

The Act of not just running fast somewhere behind schedule, but running at full maximum speed beyond the point of exertion. An all out super sprint as if you were the secret agent Ethan Hunt.

Friend 1: Dude how did you beat me here on foot when you live on the other side of town?

Friend 2: How do you think? I Tom Cruise’d.

by Trey Dontell September 5, 2019

tom inman

one that is only known as tinman. he is one of the best people you will meet, IF you do meet him you will shurly realise this.

"hey its tom inman " "no its Tinman"

by tinman000 October 16, 2008

Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

Turkey tom is funny

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by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020