commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.

Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.

by YAWA August 1, 2021

JJ lie ties

An expression used to describe the feeling of,” WHAT THE HONK?!”

I found out my brother was fucking my boyfriend and screamed,” JJ lie ties,” at him.

by Rich Tea 😎 🤑 September 19, 2021

Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time

Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

by Mack is hot April 18, 2022

Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi

1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude

by Sayaman January 17, 2023

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

Georgian Yellow Tide

When a mischevious person dumps enough piss into the carpet of a hotel room that the carpet refuses to absorb anymore. Originated in Georgia and common around the south (especially in Northern Florida).

Last Tuesday, the Hotel 8 stiffed on our promised mini-fridge, so we introduced them to a Georgian Yellow Tide just before we checked out.

by Doctor Zach April 29, 2006

Mob Ties

Ties to the mob/ saying you're a gangster

Dude: Hey, fuck you!
Me: Nigga dont get clapped, I got mob ties nigga. Bang Bang Gang Gang

by Trash Ketchum July 5, 2020