as though

In the same way that it would be if

looked as though she were made of ice

by Yosra Hamdy September 9, 2006

Thoughts and prayers

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

by 9852174563 February 21, 2018

is it though?

The ultimate answer to any statement, showing that you think that what's been said is a load of bollocks, or at least that the other person doesn't deserve a reply that takes any of your valuable brainpower. If the other person is playing along, they should come back with a perfectly-weighted "Well..." with accompanying gestures.

"Britney Spears' latest album is the greatest piece of music of our age."
"Is it though?"
"..."

"I roxor your socks."
"Do you though?"
"Well..."
"Debateable, tbh"

by Kameeeleon June 25, 2005

Thoughts and Prayers

Everyone says, but very few actually do.

It's basically a polite way of telling someone that what they're going through sucks but it's not your problem

Now, if you ACTUALLY keep the person in your thoughts and prayers, AND make at least some effort to help them, then you're using this phrase with meaning. But most people use this phrase to politely say they don't give a damn about what you're going through.

The Correct Usage:

Jake: My Mom died.

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers for you guys

Jake: Dude is that really all you can give me?

Dan: No, I actually mean it, we can talk about it whenever you want and I'm always here for you. I had something similar happen a while ago.

Wrong Usage

Jake: My Mom Died

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers

Jake: Is that all you've got to help?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going through some tough crap too, my Instagram account got locked

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

Suicidal thoughts

A common side-effect on medicine commercials.

(more side-effects)...suicidal thoughts or actions...(more side-effects)

1:Not getting that medicine.

by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010

collect your thoughts

To collect one's thoughts means to take time for his/herself after a particularly disturbing event, and to get his/her mind back in order.

Person1: Hey, what's up?

Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.

Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?

Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.

Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?

Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.

by L e a f January 9, 2010