humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017

That Vegan Teacher

A bitch who hates everyone who does normal things

That Vegan Teacher fucking sucks.

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 7, 2022

Neo-Vegan

Neo-Veganism is a type of veganism that has taken a new form, that has more to do with politics and culture and not necessarily anything to do with classical veganism.

"Bro! Why are you using veganism as a' insert opinion' tool? Are you a neo-vegan?"

by Informative Brotha February 6, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

the vegan steamroller

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.

Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

by Jew gaser March 20, 2017

vegan meltdown

1.the effect of going into a restaurant and there is nothing vegan on the menu. 2. finding out that a vegan friendly restaurant has taken a vegan item off the menu. 3. the effect of being hungry while out and people offer you a salad.

I had a vegan meltdown when I found out that the tofu pita was taken off the menu.

by Pretty in Pink Vegan July 25, 2014

Irvine Vegan

When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.

-Hey, I thought you were vegan?

-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.

-Oohhh I gotcha

by Epileptic_ March 1, 2020