light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft

Danny's has a light pole dick

by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016

Charcoal Pole

Someone who has an unusually dark penis.

Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!

by alexis capone January 8, 2008

Pole Lifter

A really hot chick that has the natural ability to raise a mans penis.

Damn dude did you see that chick!? Shes a real pole lifter!

by hockeystud29 January 5, 2011

Boatem Pole

a silly little pole that is floating in the silly little boatem village/town/incoorperation in the silly little Hermitcraft Server

Grian: Oh yeah, if you guys feel sad that the pole is destroyed, dont. Because this is the third or maybe the fourth version of the boatem pole since its been exploded so much

(or something along the lines of that, i do not remember)

by FibroParroto February 24, 2022

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d

She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam

by meltar July 31, 2016

Pole Koala

A rare Australian euphemism for a stripper.

Kevin Rudd went all out on those pole koalas!

by TheLameDingo December 25, 2007