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Skank Pole

A woman's state of mine when she is out at the club, desperately looking for a one night stand. Not to be confused with a hooker or stripped pole. Completely different.
I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
or
That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.
by BlackKnights March 22, 2011
mugGet the Skank Polemug.

light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft
Danny's has a light pole dick
by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016
mugGet the light polemug.

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018
mugGet the Pole vaultmug.

pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d
She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam
by meltar July 31, 2016
mugGet the pole bammug.

pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.
holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.
by yer mammy April 12, 2007
mugGet the pole sandermug.

Boatem Pole

a silly little pole that is floating in the silly little boatem village/town/incoorperation in the silly little Hermitcraft Server
Grian: Oh yeah, if you guys feel sad that the pole is destroyed, dont. Because this is the third or maybe the fourth version of the boatem pole since its been exploded so much

(or something along the lines of that, i do not remember)
by FibroParroto February 24, 2022
mugGet the Boatem Polemug.

pole pirate

by jake b33km@n February 28, 2011
mugGet the pole piratemug.

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