Zero Marketing

When food and drink companies leverage on the health consciousness of its customers to claim that their products are free of additives, colorings, and seasonings; or have zero sugar, zero animal fat, and zero monosodium glutamate (MSG), which could cause cancer-prone diseases.
Zero marketing has permeated many businesses and industries: from banks and financial institutions offering zero interest rates or zero downpayment to food manufacturers offering zero cancerous or life-shortening products.
by Fasters May 29, 2021
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Marketable

something dementor13 is not
dementor13 is not marketable
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Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.
Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them
by Kim song dune September 30, 2019
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Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis
"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!
by mattwright1979 December 09, 2010
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Streisand Marketing

Deliberate provocation of the Streisand Effect in order to draw attention to or promote a product.
I perused Streisand Marketing so I could get people to listen.
by Put you are Name here December 02, 2019
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Taking the cow to market

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
by Vic140385 July 20, 2008
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Boar Market

When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…
Man, I’m getting divorced and could really use the money. Dang Boar Market moved against me
by Camjohn1 November 03, 2022
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