"i'm going to de-beef things with us"
by sexiest beasts ever September 17, 2017

I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

An interesting sexual position that only works during male-female sex and involves missionary but the only exception is that the male wears a white wig (on his cock/penis/phallus/shaft/dick/schlong/human stick shift/tower of power) the woman on the other hand, has to have a tattoo above the vagina that says “Mississippi River” and the rest is history
Guy 1: What’s up dude, did you do sex last night?
Guys 2: Yeah man, Makayla and I did the Beef Washington
Guys 2: Yeah man, Makayla and I did the Beef Washington
by Your.local.dumbass November 14, 2021

by Joe Fenton February 1, 2007

1.
Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"
2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."
Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"
2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."
by mustbetom December 1, 2013

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.
by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019

by tterboski March 20, 2018
