If an adult has an imaginary friend, their mad. If lots of people believe, it's called believing in God.
by Atheist101 May 11, 2021
Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
by steps15 July 04, 2017
A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.
by AloneWeWillEnd May 02, 2019
Get the God mug.
שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא
אַבָּא
לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God
by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020
God is love.
If you get to know him and love him he'll more than likely love you back. Whenever I was sick or needed him in life he was there. If you take time for him he seems to like that. Can be a great friend to you when you befriend him back.
If you get to know him and love him he'll more than likely love you back. Whenever I was sick or needed him in life he was there. If you take time for him he seems to like that. Can be a great friend to you when you befriend him back.
by Loves God very berry much October 19, 2022