taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food

Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax

by crazyqest November 20, 2017

taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018

Taste the Rainbow

Stuffing a packet of skittles up your pee hole so that you cum different colors into your partners mouth.

Did you here that Owen let Jennifer taste the rainbow last night.

by Snake eyes2112 February 26, 2018

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Tasteful Rhombus

A nuanced sexual maneuver which involves the fetishizing of geometry and the left elbow of the body.

"After a few hours of making out we decided to try a Tasteful Rhombus. It was wild."

by dampsocks January 28, 2018

Taste-a-tarian

A person whose diet consists of tasty and delicious food, including but not limited to plant-based meat. Not done for any
moral, religious or health reason, but purely for the taste.

At the dinner table, there's one thing we can all aqree on... v2, we're all Taste-a-tarians.
- Terry Watson, Dad, 22 Nov. 2021

Robbo: "Mate... I'll order for you... what do you want?
Cody: "Grab me one of those tasty plant-based v2burgers"
Robbo: "What are you... a vegan?"
Cody: "Nah mate... I'm a Taste-a-tarian"

by v2food November 21, 2021

it tastes

The response when you consume a drink or food that you or someone you know has made and they ask you how it tastes. However, whatever concoction is currently in contact with your tongue is indecipherable and you can't really say that it tastes like anything particularly good or bad, simply "it tastes".

Person A: "Hey, what did you think of my smoothie I made? I put a bunch of fruit in there."
Person B: *Trying to understand the superposition of flavours in their mouth* "Hmmmm... it tastes"

by sad0w October 5, 2021