Swedish HandJob

the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.

"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!

by Hanken-butchin-stien June 29, 2010

swedish callbox

A finisher to Road Head. After the main event the driver picks his nose and feeds it to the passenger.

Oh man, he's picking his nose, I hope he's going for a swedish callbox.

by Nyorgen Fjords May 13, 2005

Swedish Wal-Mart

Any Ikea. It may be Swedish, but it's still Wal-Mart.

"I just got a bargain on press board furniture and cinnamon cookies at Swedish Wal-Mart!"

by General Nuisance September 26, 2008

Swedish Threesome

Sexual intercourse between a pig, a pig (police officer), and a bystander.

I was speeding next to a farm the other day and got pulled over. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had had a Swedish threesome!

by Red Feldhand April 25, 2010

swedish burrito

When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.

My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead

by RKOwner December 23, 2015

Swedish Chef

A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.

Wow shark is such a swedish chef smh

by owoDEFINITIONS February 2, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web

Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020