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sweater vest

While Frank and Joe wear their button up shirts proudly, with a couple buttons undone at the top, their fragile friend, Sam, wears a sweater vest to dress up.
by BizzyBea March 11, 2011
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sweater

Extremely hairy man with an abundance chest or back hair referred to as a sweater.
Jeff will you shave your sweater for the trip to the Beach.
by jefferysweater12345678 August 3, 2011
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sleeveless sweater

A sweater-vest worn by homosexual farmers. Often a sign that one is a "bottom" or receiver in sex.
by lard_ass_hogan February 14, 2010
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Cosby Sweater

A brightly colored sweater with intricate geometric patterns meant to confuse and distract women so that her drink can be drugged without her noticing.
The frat boy wore his Cosby sweater to the bar in hopes that he could date rape some poor woman.
by Doc Bliss September 2, 2016
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Dirty Seaver

In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.
Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”

Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”
by reallygoodatthis January 22, 2007
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Sweater face

When a man ejaculates on a lady friend's face and the try to wipe it off using cotton balls, but the fluff off of the cotton balls get stuck on her face making her a sweater face!
Whoa bitch, you've got Sweater face!!!
by Koolatron February 2, 2008
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Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.
Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.
by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016
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