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Stoner Army

The Stoner Army is an organization that fights for stoner rights. Originally a group of web-cam chatters, this community has grown to become a part of the movement to legalize marijuana.

Their homepage is stonerarmy.org
by Stoner Army HQ November 12, 2011
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stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh
"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."
by hnk14 April 25, 2010
mugGet the stoners fingermug.

The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011
mugGet the The Stoner's Haircutmug.

jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.
I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!
by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017
mugGet the jack stonermug.

Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.
Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.
by Frick March 20, 2005
mugGet the Stoner Shitmug.

Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.
John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."
by MR321 March 24, 2012
mugGet the Stoner legsmug.

Stoner Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned

2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
1. You are stoner status right now

2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
by Jessica November 23, 2004
mugGet the Stoner Statusmug.

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