by harthart March 12, 2011
by CBUX April 15, 2009
by emmw March 04, 2010
Giving someone a 'mushroom stamp' with a penis that recently released semen, and still has residue on the head. Aka a cummy mushroom stamp.
by Benny Ben Ben October 08, 2008
the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.
by Ramboyantone March 07, 2007
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 02, 2005
When someone finally gets laid but its with a hooker, he officially owns a hoe stamp which can only be discarded when he gets pussy at least 4 times without the use of a hooker, or has to do anal with someone. It doesnt matter wether it is a male or a female.
If, in this case, it is a man who got the hoe stamp and chooses to do a gay guy, he will be called gay for the rest of his life with no other way to convince anyone that he is in fact a heterosexual.
If, in this case, it is a man who got the hoe stamp and chooses to do a gay guy, he will be called gay for the rest of his life with no other way to convince anyone that he is in fact a heterosexual.
guy 1: ''Dude, did you hear it? Guy 0 finally got laid
guy 2: ''Yeah but it was with a hooker. You know what that means.''
guy 1: ''Lmao what a fucking loser, cant even get laid without paying. I wonder who he will do to lose the hoe stamp
.''
guy 2: ''Yeah but it was with a hooker. You know what that means.''
guy 1: ''Lmao what a fucking loser, cant even get laid without paying. I wonder who he will do to lose the hoe stamp
.''
by uhavethebiggae March 14, 2018