by harthart March 28, 2011
Get the tramp stampmug. by CBUX April 15, 2009
Get the Gramp Stampmug. by emmw March 4, 2010
Get the Stamping the Beefmug. Giving someone a 'mushroom stamp' with a penis that recently released semen, and still has residue on the head. Aka a cummy mushroom stamp.
by Benny Ben Ben January 20, 2009
Get the milk stampmug. the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.
by Ramboyantone March 8, 2007
Get the mushroom stampmug. When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
Get the postage stampmug. When your boss runs his mouth so you smackem in the balls take ur dick out and smack him in the face at high speed
by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016
Get the penis stampmug.