Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.

(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?

by taycolez October 6, 2011

Power Stalk

Used when describing a person on the website "Facebook." Power Stalking is when someone comments/likes a post in under a minute from when it was posted. In order for it to be Power Stalking, the person has to do this at least 3 times before declaring it a Power Stalk.

Tommy: Just had some awesome pizza! (30 seconds ago)

Comments:

Brad: Where did you get it and how did it taste? (20 seconds ago)

Tommy: Brad, you are totally Power Stalking my profile

by ab0mbs February 25, 2011

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Stalk

(Virgin stalker)

a guy that's a (virgin) in his forties. Only hangs about with his parents struggles to make friends and is a (stalker)

by Forestfax71 June 14, 2019

account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017

Name-Stalking

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.

I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.

by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014

Friend Stalk

To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.

Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?

by nevershoutneverlove325 January 10, 2011