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San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021
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Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.
Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.
by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023
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lolly squeeze

Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.
After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.
by Blake791 October 23, 2023
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Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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MAGA-Squeeze-Box

A submissive gullible individual and member of the American MAGA cult who is devoted to Donald Trump, and who unwittingly allows him to play them like the pussy squeeze box that they are. It should be noted that as Maga-Squeeze-Boxes are simultaneously being played, Donald and his friends in the ‘Billionaires Blowing Billionaires Club’ laugh and dance to the cacophony of these millions of dumb instruments while they enrich themselves and dismantle America’s constitution, democracy, justice system, and freedoms.
There’s no point in arguing with a MAGA-Squeeze-Box as they are impervious to both logic and factual information. Go sweep a dirt road instead.
by RowBow February 5, 2025
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go go squeeze

When a bitch sucks your dick so good that u squirt like a go go squeeze
by Gigner November 28, 2019
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Squeeze ass month

November is squeeze ass month, girls can grab boys dicks and we squeeze their ass, to pass onto next month you must squeeze a girls ass atleast 3 times, good luck!
Person 1: OMG look at her ass!
Person 2: just squeeze it, it’s squeeze ass month anyway
by Horniboy November 3, 2020
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