tot squat
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
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Siamese Squat
The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.
Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
Siamese Squat by SMEople May 8, 2014
mental squat
A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
mental squat by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
lemon squat
Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.
My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.
lemon squat by MenInKilts December 20, 2016
humpty squat
A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
humpty squat by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017
Sriracha Squat
When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
Sriracha Squat by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017
Safety Squat
When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Safety Squat by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018