Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

watermelon pit spitter

its a disturbing , offense slang word for a black person

Omfg your such a fucking watermelon pit spitter

by scucato May 12, 2011

Urban dic spitter

A person that rejects potential Urban Dictionary definitions

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by MrGS March 9, 2013

splatter

I type of film where the emphasis is on killing itself compared with gore where the emphasis is on the result of the killing.

Brain Dead is a really funny splatter movie

by Lucas 666 April 9, 2007

splatter

the type of sound made when you throw a pineapple directly at a brick wall and it smells like an urangatang.

"did it go splat or splatter?" Hilary asked bill clinton after he threw a bowl of aunt jamima pancake mix at her crotch.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007