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Pennsylvania spleen splitter

When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.
Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!
by Billybobjakins March 6, 2026
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dollop of spleen

A bit of anger.

A dollop, of course, is a small lump of something--generally a colloidal food, such as sour cream or whipped cream.

"Spleen" means anger. This is no doubt related to the fact that the spleen was thought to be one of the four organs associated with the humours involving emotion--specifically it was thought to excrete black bile. whose Greek name gives us the word "melancholy".

As such, you might expect "spleen" to mean "sad", but perhaps it's better understood as "grumpy", at least when served up in dollop-sized quantities.
"If the force of gravity varies with altitude, how would that affect the height of the drop?" asked Daniel Waterhouse.

"Do it at sea-level," said Hooke, with a dollop of spleen.
by L K B M July 20, 2016
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jizzeroni and spleege

Friend 1: “Dude i just got fired”
Friend 2: “Oh damn bro. Are u good tho?”
Friend 1: “Hey man, jizzeroni and spleege.”
by Legarian April 19, 2024
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shleeom

The word shleeom is usually an awesome sound effect to enhance the coolness of something you are doing, a way to express your excitement.
While scoring a goal in slime soccer:
Guy 1: "Shleeom!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, that was a sick shot!"
by Kayla Mutha Fuckin Youmans January 20, 2005
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skleem

1. the small, worm-like creatures in The Little Mermaid that dwell in the ocean lair of Ursula

2. an extremely revolting looking person, often very weak in appearance, skinny and disgusting

3. a term of endearment expressing great affection for another person
1. Did you see Ursula turn King Titan into a skleem?

2. That man behind the desk looks hideous, what a skleem!

3. I love you skleem (or skleemface)!
by Sharnic January 1, 2009
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shleeze

shleeze Pertaining to the word marijuana or weed.... Shleeze...
Roll of up the shleeze in the grape swisher niggie
by Mr.MEEL April 29, 2008
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shleey

When a person is so sleepy that they can't physically say it.
Did you see Johannus, he looks really shleey!

I'm so shleey these days blad.
by johannus June 9, 2011
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