Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

spit-fiddly

Done very quickly or efficiently. Lickity split. In a jiffy. Origin unknown.

Jimmy tackled that shit-clogged drain rather spit-fiddly, didn't he?

by Sintina April 13, 2015

Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019

Spit and Shine

The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.

Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*

by Cypress Hillbilly April 28, 2013

spit bollocked

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010

Spit Dope

To "spit dope" is to have rhymes that are really good and often very meaningful or poetic. Usually used in reference to rappers, but can also apply to singers as well.

I will always respect 'Pac. That dude spit some straight-up dope. Emenim and E-40 spit some dope too though.

by leminyelloblak December 27, 2010

Spitting Chipmunk

During a threesome, the act of nutting into one girls mouth then squeezing her full cheeks until it squirts onto the other girls face giving her a facial.

"Oh my gosh I can't believe she let me do the spitting chipmunk with her and her friend. Shit went everywhere."

by lordhorsecock January 2, 2020