Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

spitting double

Looking very similar or identical to another person or thing

John is the spitting double of his father

by danydevitoes May 17, 2020

DJ Spit

The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!

I love listening to DJ Spit man!

by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022

Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015

Spitting Dragon

When you chug a whole can of red bull then masterbate

John didn't have lighter a at the barbecue so he performed the spitting dragon to start the grill

by Gandolf the blak February 24, 2021

spit spot

words in Musical

are you feeling spit spot

by BineBine December 12, 2017