the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm

Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week

by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017

cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

Text-spectating

the urge to receive a text back after sending one to someone

Text-spectating is essential if you want him to fall over for you. I left him on read so that he would be text-spectating and now we've been dating for six months.

by Michael Fox September 13, 2018

Richter Spectrum

It's used for measuring stupidity around the world.

Herobrine: Let's look at the news.

EAS: We interrupt our programming. This is a national emergency. The Richter Spectrum is predicted to explode within the next four hours.

Herobrine: What is the Richter Spectrum?

Minecraft Expert: The Richter Spectrum is an invention devised by Daniel Stevens, and is used for measuring stupidity around the world.

by Herobrine Richter May 9, 2019

Richter Spectrum

The Richter Spectrum is used for measuring stupidity and insanity around the world.

1-10=normal
11-20=not normal

21-30=crazy
31-40=frightening
over 40=insanity

Friend: What's up dude?

Other Friend: You register a 27 on the Richter Spectrum

Friend: What is the Richter Spectrum

Other Friend: The Richter Spectrum is used for measuring stupidity and insanity around the world

Friend: I heard that the abortion pill is free here in America. How much do you think does it register on the Richter Spectrum?

Other Friend: A 7 on the Richter Spectrum
Friend: Nope. It's off the Richter Spectrum, meaning it's insanity.

Other Friend: O_O

by Herobrine Richter May 11, 2019

rectum spectre

Unknown anal activity. Not knowing or remembering if you had anal sex last night

I heard the door slam and woke up. James had left and my bum felt funny. Did he chuck it up my arse last night? Or was it a rectum Spectre?

by Fruitloopy74 July 13, 2019

geraldine.spectrum

they have good content and there beautiful😍

"why do you like geraldine.spectrum'
"cause"
"cause why??"
"there sexy asf even though they never posted there face there still sexy

by nanamis_wife1 February 22, 2021