spider

A spider, aka arachnid, is an eight-legged creature of doom. Humans eat eight of them a year in their sleep. Matt Bellamy has stated his wish that gravity on earth were less so that they would all die. Then again, he also said we were derived from them. Not the most reliable source.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S A SPIDER! RUN!"
"Chill out - oh shit, nevermind, let's haul ass."

by Rachel D. August 26, 2007

The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007

spade face

Flat faced ugly woman. Resembles a form of flat fish. Hangs around with Till Mouth.

Bally banged Spade face at Reighton Sands last year.

by Corned Beef July 16, 2004

spider-man 3

well suck my ass and call me a bitch... contrary to my other definition, venom WILL be in it. The second villain will be the sandman. Gwen Stacy will be in it too. The teaser poster has spider-man wearing a black suit. However, venom may show up for sm4. The release date is still set for may 4 2007.

a teaser trailer for spider-man 3 will be shown with the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby on august 4. the full trailer is expected to be shown with ghost rider a few months before the movie opens.

by Adrian April 22, 2006

spider loc

A new addition to G-Unit West. He has difficulty rapping because of his limited vocabulary. Many critics have deplored his simple rhymes. He got signed by freestyling for 50 Cent who was apparently drunk at the time. Spider Loc tried to diss The Game with two disses, but was hit hard when The Game responded with 240 Bars (Spider Joke)

Spider Loc is a joke.

by Drankin' Smokin' Straight West Coastin' April 23, 2006

spider-girl

May "Mayday" Parker. Daughter of Peter "Spider-Man" Parker and Mary Jane Watson-Parker. Active in the Marvel Comics parralell universe refered to as "MC2" (Marvel Comics 2)
Introduced in What if... volume 2 #105

-Have you read the new Spider-girl?
-No, that sounds like a cheap knock-off.
- FU, Spider-girl pwns, DeFalco is teh shit

by Nasmannen October 23, 2005

Angry Spider

A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.

I got stood up last night, so to get off, I just gave myself an angry spider.

by Test Subject and inventor July 25, 2008