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Rob someone blind

To steal from someone without them noticing
If you break into someone’s house and steal money you find in their house that belongs to them, congratulations! You had to rob someone blind
by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019
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Figuring-Someone-Out

An action performed by extremely intelligent people or highly trained (typically government) operatives, in which one figures out someone’s personality, traits, interests, past, future, and general backstory based on the studying of their face.

This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
Excerpt from The Office:

Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.

Robert: I just did.

Dwight: You can’t.

Robert: It’s done.

Dwight: No, it’s not.

Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!

This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
by Fascist Nazi December 20, 2019
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to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.
to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you
by university of princeton December 3, 2015
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National finger someone day

October 20th is national finger someone day the day where any girl has to let you finger them
Guy: hey it’s national finger someone day
Girl: go ahead
by SkrtSkrt69Savage420 October 17, 2019
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National date someone day

National date someone day is may 12th wether it be your best friend, friend or crush just find someone to date and see how it goes! This could make or break relationships
It’s national date someone day! “Matt! Do you wanna date?” “sure!”
by Feitanphantom April 30, 2021
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The annual celebration of Hydroflasks and the spirit of giving! Designated day for someone to buy you a hydroflask:)
I would want a yellow hydroflask on National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day this year.
by Anonymous...3210 May 19, 2021
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Wanting to heck someone

Wanting to heck someone is basically wanting to have fun times in bed with them
"Wow I'm really wanting to heck someone like Rachel!"
by Joik May 23, 2020
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