smoking mom

a mother who has a stressful job and she needs to kick back and smoke a ciggerate or two,

smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old

by mom goes out for a smoke break November 1, 2008

Smoking that ___ pack

East coast slang to basically say that a personality trait or decision someone shows is a choice. For example, a snitch be smoking that snitch pack. It usually refers to when someone goes out of their way to do something as well, just as a smoker goes out and purchase cigs, and then has to light up, they have to go out of their way to do it.

Smoking that ___ pack
P1: bro Henry narc’d on us
P2: Henry be Smokin that Opp pack
P1: He an Opp pack smoker

by Chis Vaseline September 8, 2022

Smoking Pistol

The act of taking a drag off a ciarette, holding the smoke, then shotgunning a beer then exhaling the smoke afterwards.

Drunken voice mail message: Dude I just invented the craziest thing you like you know smoking yeah so yeah you take a drag then you shotgun yeah then after you blow out the smoke I call it the smoking pistol.

Next message: yeah so im kinda mad cause right after i invented it i went on the internet and apparently its already been invented as the "smoking gun" but I dont care I'm still putting it on urbandictionary.com as my own.

Last message: welp its on urbandictionary.com now and im the first smoking gun is now mine i mean smoking pistol oh son of a bi..

by shouldiusemyrealname? October 13, 2007

Smoking dick

Being a weird person or doing weird things

Why are you smoking dick bro

by Robbinyomomma2 November 1, 2019

smoking spots

the act of smoking small 'spots' of hooch by holding a funnel of some sort over a spot of bud and squashing it with 2 red hot knives. usually heated up on an electric stove top.
generally gives you a more intense high and uses less.

lets start smoking spots, we are running low on weed.

by some kid from town March 9, 2009

hood smoking

Blow job or fellatio.

I was out last night and this chick gave me a great hood smoking

by zoltardude May 23, 2008

i like smoking lightning

Smoking that gas or ganja Can also be referred to as smoking lightning because both them shits can fuck you up

I like smoking lightning heavy metal thunder

by White gurlz April 25, 2019