Snake

Someone who is fake, keeps secrets from their friends and only cares about their own self-interests.

Bruh, that bitch is such a snake, she don’t give a fuck about her friends.

by Captain Davy Jones February 12, 2018

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004

snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

snake hiss

to piss, urinate, relieve urself

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"

by kaneXI11 January 16, 2008

Shazelnut

an unlucky man

he is a shazelnut

by ayzee ;) January 20, 2009

Snake-skinned

When your condom slips off your penis inside the vagina after coming, resulting in the woman having to fish to get it out.

When she motioned that the condom slipped off inside her, I realized that I had officially snake-skinned that bitch.

by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

Snakebird

A person who is crafty and sneaky. Someone who enjoys mischief especially towards others.

Courtney, being a snakebird, always emails her notes to her blackberry before taking a test.

by Rat Dog April 7, 2010