smart ass

thinking that is right but can't come into the situation.
I am a smart ass thinking that NA school district is over populated and should relocate some students to a seperate school and building and adopt them from the same town.

I am a smart ass thinking that NL doesn't deserve the students living in the Walnutport area or Northampton County while they suffer from shitty sidewalks and hurt in pain.
by YouNun December 14, 2009
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Smart Car

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.
Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.
by TruckerBob May 28, 2014
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partially smart

Somebody who is 50%of the time dumb as shit and the other 50% of the time is smart as a honors student.
That gurl is partially smart she has her Jessica Simpson moments.
I can't believe that boy is in smart class considerin hes only partially smart.
by Nadia Jackson December 27, 2005
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must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.
Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!
by I, Wreckerrr November 01, 2020
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smart alex

One who knows an unending amount of information about the topic of sex.
Dude, Frank was lookin' at porn all last night and takin notes so he could become a smart alex.
by Rumple Stilt Legs August 10, 2006
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smart ass phone

A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.
Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
by DRH the third April 29, 2013
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smart like dumptruck

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck
me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck
by megan123456789 December 02, 2007
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