Sloaning: the man, the myth, the legend
by Reece puffs December 21, 2022
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by Reece puffs December 21, 2022
Get the Sloaning mug.A “Slong” is someone who has a very huge penis or acts like there hard so it means they have the “Slong”
Rachel: “Hey Machelle look at Derek over there lifting those weights he so big and strong he must have got that “Slong”
Machelle: “Agreed sis”
Machelle: “Agreed sis”
by meekgeez March 29, 2023
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Get the Skounding mug.1. I need a sloan right now!
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?
by ManBlo August 7, 2023
Get the sloan mug.sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.
guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash
me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash
me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023
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