Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.

I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

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Sloppy Poppy

The act of salivating in a persons asshole in order to use as lube. Typically requires a lot of spit and accuracy.

Mike laid me down and gave me the best sloppy poppy I’ve ever received.

by Wey tú yung September 9, 2022

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Sloppy mark

An unspeakably disgusting sexual act between a teacher and a student.

Oh no, what happened to you?

He gave me a sloppy mark

by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019

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Sloppy Knobber

When someone gives you head and then pours syrup and chocolate syrup on your dick

Yo did she give you a sloppy knobber last night?

by Juicekill3r999 May 16, 2022

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When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.

That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.

by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015

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