Ski jump titties

Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.

Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little.

by Goose9215 April 13, 2023

water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.

I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.

by really dontcare September 08, 2015

whoville ski slopes

A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.

That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!

by Jimmy Jonesssss January 16, 2011

norwegian ski lift

The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.

Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!

by Flaming Moobs March 25, 2014

Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position

Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night

by S366sxe March 20, 2023

Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on

Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear

by Lynn Bobble April 04, 2019

flying the friendly skies

having a perfectly chill high

"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"

by Chorusgod September 05, 2017