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Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.
My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.
by Matdakis September 16, 2025
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Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.
"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019
by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025
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skank saddle

A skanky girl who likes to ride horses naked on her western style saddle with 'skank' engraved on it.
She rode her 'skank saddle' to her prostitution corner.
by fuadalete April 16, 2010
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Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.
"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"
by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013
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nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.
"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."
by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013
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Texas saddle

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
by MacG007 February 20, 2014
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jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat
by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017
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