shoetastic

the opposite of awesome

I’m not shoetastic…

by hooott January 14, 2026

fo shout it

Extremely hit and street form of f'sho

"whassup g-nizzle, y'all gettin crunk in this club t'nite?" "yeah dog, fo shout it"

by Jieh Dogg November 16, 2005

artifical shortage

Term used by fanboys to explain why their favorite console isn't selling as well as the Nintendo Wii.

Nintendo is only selling due to artifical shortage. Ninty holds back stocks to create demand. It's not that they're actually running out. Five year old hardware isn't that hard to mass produce, ;)"

by cota January 10, 2008

Dousche Shout

The act of shouting out where you are from at a public event, in an especially loud and douschely manner. Also shouting "brah" very loudly to people you don't know.

Announcer: Now trying his 1st attempt to dunk on the 6-foot hoop, from Lakewood High, Douschey Douscherson.

Douscherson: What? What? Yeah! LAKE-WOOOOOD!

People in crowd: I hope the guy with the dousche shout falls on his face.

Dude in a bar: Hey brah! Come mere brah.
Other random dude: what do you want dousche-shouter?

by phat g-zus November 2, 2009

BJ shout-out

A proclamation prior to, during, or following a sex act that conveys appreciation or acknowledges support, or incorporates situational context into sex talk.

"Right before she started, she told me she'd 'like to dedicate this blowjob to her boyfriend for having great taste in women.'"
"Oh man, she gave you a bj shout-out?"
"Yeah, and it's not just me. Another time, she stopped in the middle to say, 'I'd like to give a shout-out to the Bordeaux region of France for making an excellent bottle of wine.'"

by sub verbo May 14, 2015

necrophilous shout

The shout one makes when balls deep in a corpse

Dude the necrophilous shout I made last night could be heard for miles

by Bunk rapper September 7, 2016

worldwide shortage strategy

The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.

I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.

by QuacksO June 27, 2016