shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

shice

the frozen dog shit on the sidewalk on a cold winter day

careful!..dont step in the shice!

by buffet January 19, 2008

cobalt shiver

cobalt shiver is a threat. it is usually used when some one does you dirty.

That guy swiped my girl now he is going to feel the cobalt shiver.

by SHAUN FARRELL February 12, 2006

Shave my Tum

Used in Lindsborg, Kansas, a part of the "language" of sarcasm, used as a way of saying something is extremely and utterly gay

" Hey, look, there's that one bitch."
"Omg...shave my tum."

by handles September 20, 2006

Sheveled

Not disheveled

He looks great in that tailored suit and sharp haircut--very sheveled.

by mattybikes August 13, 2011

Shave Ice

Hawaiian term for snow cone

Cup of finely crushed ice toped with a liquid flavoring(ex. Cherry, blueberry, bubblegum, etc.

"Wanna grab a shave ice for desert?"

"Shave what?"

"Shave ice! Shave ice! You know like a snow cone."

"Oh a snow cone, can I get ice cream on it?"

by A Candle or Music January 23, 2006

No shave november

The month when most men are single, because women find it repulsive for men to have pub like hair on his face.

If a woman was to make out for a long period of time with a man with a beard, it could result in beard burn.

Man- "wanna have sex"
Woman- "not until you shave that beard"

Woman- "If you're going to participate in no shave november, so will I. See how you like it"

by onetimethingg November 1, 2011