Shitoking

Watching TikTok while on the toilet

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.

by Leozard September 4, 2022

shitslinger

One who rolls their feces into litte balls and shoots them out of a slingshot.

"Leik omg! I shot u in the hed liek 7 times!!!"

"stfu shitslinger!"

by T-Man April 8, 2005

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Shitting Rainbows

The act of bullshitting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.

Patient: So my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and I'm celibate! What can I do about all this stress?
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.

by 7| Leif March 15, 2009

Shitsinatti

Often referred to as it's original name of Cincinnati. It is Ohio's crappiest City. Filled with rejects, losers, whore's, sluts, scumbags and trash. It also refers to the surrounding Cities such as Hamilton, Ohio or Liberty Twp, Ohio etc. The rest of Ohio acts as if it doesn't exist and they want nothing to do with it.

(Friend 1): I'm going down to Shitsinatti for the week.

(Friend 2): WHY WOULD YOU GO DOWN THERE?????

(Friend 1): Just to get a piece of easy ass, you know how easy the girls are down there.

(Friend 2): Oh I should have thought lol, just don't catch anything while you're down there. Oh and what wretched part are you going to???

(Friend 1): I'll try not to lol, I'm just so desperate and the girls are soooo easy I'm like a God compared to their guys. Hamilton lol.

(Friend 2): Remember if something happens to you don't call me.

by Aye yo you know April 11, 2011

Drunk shitting

Whilst really drunk you shit your pants.

Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party"
Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"

by lulz171 July 12, 2011

shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

by encyclopedia of sex October 7, 2005