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have shed, will travel

fairly popular adage over low-counties, england way.

stems from the crazy-popular fad around mid nineties for local heroes to give in to, wordly: Good, ditch all their property (recoup later) except ideally, their shed, but oftentimes some other household equipment, convert it to a motor vehicle and travel from land's end to John O'Groats, all along motorways all the way.

said fad came to a doleful end when one brave endeavorer try to make amphibious craft from a wash basin and cross to Orkneys - unsucessful. someone coulda died. tomfoolery!

so, sort of this term exudes the joys in realising potential whilst going nowhere fast.
a): you headin off to land's end on your arse on that settee?
b): oh, do moot me a point. nah the shuffle function on my i-pod might present a song ordering that represents a fate i'd prefer not to realise.

you, *eyes skyward*: have shed, will travel.
by silencut March 4, 2009
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not the brightest tool in the shed

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
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Shed

being hell bent on destroying the garden with use of vicious sub buildings, which are obviously uncontrollable and evil (raised by satan). Also the meaning of a well ordered and formed excretion
Vinnie: What are you Doing?
TriB: Im shedding on youre garden got a problem?
Vinnie: No :( not really. Please be quiet
by TriBull September 18, 2007
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sedust

something that a russian idiot confuses for "the dust" because of their thick accent
sedust (ze - dust) the dust
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Shed

A coalcraker term that started in a JTAHS second period math class when one kid was gonna call someone else a toolshed, but didn't want to get a detention. So the word 'shed' was born. Equivelent to tool, toolshed, shmuck, prick, or jackass. More like all of the above rolled into one, nice little package. Shed, Sheddish, Sheddy, Sheds.
Dude, he blew out his engine racing George's caddy. He is such a shed.

Damn, those boys are such shedds.
by jacksprat July 18, 2007
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Fantasy Schedules

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.
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