Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.

by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

Shantonu

Shantonu, is the name of a highly charming person. He is kind from the heart and is wanted by all women. Shantonu is the perfect example of a model person, can be stubborn at times which can lead to him making wrong desicions.

He is such a Shantonu

by qpqwepie December 14, 2020

shannon

so hot yummy, dannon is her nickname, loves reece stenhouse xo

shannons bum is so smelly but yummy!

by die cherrie xoxoxox February 19, 2021

Shannon Oiler

Shannon Oiler is a 39 year old lesbian mother from Texas, she enjoys eating raw fish and giving birth

1: "You remember Shannon Oiler?"
2: "Yeah she is sexy."

by Shanthewoman42608 September 19, 2021

ShannonShea

Tall, good at braiding hair , and her hockey stick is taller then me

ShannonShea is my name

by anonymous September 30, 2021