Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.

I go to sharlston Community school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023

shallets

shallets are a creature that are coming when this word is used be scared

the shallets are coming

by CaptainLiam May 7, 2023

Shalled

When you get shanked in the balls

Person 1: Oh shit my ex-girlfriend shanked me in the balls
Person 2: Nah bro you got shalled

by goofyahhs May 21, 2023

shallyna

she be real real, she don’t fw people that let her down. she overall love friends that are real and not no fake. she will spoil you rotten if you treat her with respect and give her your love and attention.

Shallyna is a real tryhard but will always support you, she isn’t the best person to come up with ideas for anything. but will prob find something.

she never gets attached anymore what she always be sayin “keep yo guard up and neva get attached.” she just don’t get attached no more.

she would love you even if you don’t love her too.

she don’t really know why she still alive but she knows she still has a purpose to talk and live life to try and make herself a better version of herself.

Shallyna a real friend

by LynaWyna June 6, 2023

shall I bang you

A term used by year sevens who think their hard

Year 11: do you need help finding your class
Year 7: shall I bang you fam
*year 7 gets punted like a football*

by Jared the wanking pelican June 25, 2023

Shallywag

Scottish slang for mischievous friend

Well done, you shallywag!

by eyebrowspeople October 12, 2023

Shallow Chesting

When a dick reaches so far down a persons throat it reaches there chest

"Dude she went so deep she was literally Shallow Chesting."

by Shallow Chesting November 12, 2023