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baby seal

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.
When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Sedal

Someone who looks like an obese rat in photos of when they were younger.
That guy's a Sedal!
by B daawg December 6, 2009
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my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
by The fondler March 30, 2007
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Seal

Im flopping to the gym OOOO CRAP Never mind to much energy just gonna slap my belly from now on I think I've seen a machine like this before on the internet. Super fat loving blubber. Evil big boys that will RKO you. this is what a seal is.
DUDE LOOK ITS A SEAL
NO WAY BRO
WAIT RUN ITS COMING FOR US!!!
OO CRAP

RKO RKO RKO
by OKBUDDY February 15, 2019
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Seal

The male version of a bird. A treesh. A whore. A slut. Promiscuous. If used to describe a girl , it’s even more of an insult.

“That bitch is a seal” a new level of birdtivities is activated. The ultimate grimey treesh.

Sb: none of you bitches better steal my word either I created this shit - alexya c.
Tia: girl you fw jay ?
Tamera: hell no are you dumb he’s a seal

Tia: i should’ve known, he be posting porn mood pics on snap
by LexCee Ca$h December 1, 2020
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Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
by asksidnow June 7, 2010
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faily seal

1. The nickname for a shoddy soft toy, crafted in the questionable likeness of a baby seal.

2. A derogatory MMORPG epithet, used with intent to embarrass or marginalize a horrendously destructive or inexperienced player.
FFS, that faily seal priest pulled the whole room and then didn't heal!
by Eulanna December 21, 2010
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