hybrid scratcher

Scratcher who is effectively disguised as another scratcher with characteristics of his true self.

You should not be a hybrid scratcher.

by Acylos The Silver Predator March 20, 2023

Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023

munchy scrunching

A sex act whereby you place munch (food) on top of the penis and proceed to give a blow job. The scrunching is the face when the cum mixes with the much

A was with this girl last night, got some whipped cream and we was munchy scrunching

by Silverspit July 29, 2023

Dirty scruthers

U swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear

Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff

by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 20, 2023

Dirty scruthers

When you swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear

Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff

by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 20, 2023

kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.

I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!

by Janatan September 6, 2023

Boston scrungler

A serial scrungler.

Friend one: “my buddy keeps scrungling me every time he sees me.”

Friend two: “oh, he’s a Boston scrungler..”

by Scroodlee October 4, 2023