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Naked Scorpion

He was trying to impress her with the naked scorpion.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
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Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course
My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
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Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
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Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
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www.seggsy.scorpio.com

She’s a beautiful person. She’s a 5’1 thick dark skin. deadass she fr cool as shit 💯 Did I also mention she’s smart asf?
Hey? Did u hear abt how fucking awesome www.seggsy.scorpio.com is??
by ilyjaee1 May 20, 2021
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Weba Proppo Scroppo

a very stupid individual, someone who is a weba proppo scroppo is about the size of 3 whales, his beard looks like pubes of doom, and whenever he walks he shakes tectonic plates. if your friend calls you a "Weba Proppo Scroppo", i would cry myself to an imminent death
oh man! look at adrian! he is SUCH a Weba Proppo Scroppo
by celphio January 22, 2024
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The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.
Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!
by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025
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