Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.
Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch
by Lilpip May 24, 2024
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double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 27, 2009
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Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
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Scratch bully

A person who won’t scratch your back
That scratch bully won’t scratch my itch
by Docnrg January 11, 2024
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Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail
“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview
by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024
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Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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