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Scranhead

A fine, local crackhead whom enjoys a delightful bowl of Scran.
Oi, Marvo look! A scranhead!
by Scanaroid April 15, 2017
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scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again
Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls
by Wilyboi February 13, 2017
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scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.
It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.
by scratch-22 December 14, 2017
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Scratch

Loose ends found in a bag of weed (marijuana), or the trimmings of the marijuana plant one can buy in large quantities for cheap. A local term native to Pittsburgh it is also known as “shake.”
“Hey man I heard Luke is going to get some scratch from that dealer.” “Do you mean shake?” “Fuck off scratch is a better name. Just tell them to buy me a 1/2 so I can smoke a bowl.”
by PghDM August 8, 2018
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Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.
"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"
by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018
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Scraunch Monkey

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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Scrunchbucket

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a scrunchbucket.
by Tay Meadows July 7, 2019
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