Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!

Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.

by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010

saloppe

a beautiful, glamorous princess.

Saloppe, will you marry me?

by zanmat0 December 15, 2003

schlopper

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family

1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper

by Mike March 26, 2005

scoop

slapping hands; holding arm close to the chest with the hand in the position to throw a scoop of ice cream at the ground, the other end of the scoop will recieve the thrown 'ice cream' in the palm of their hand.

yo scoop that shit mother fucka!!

...double scoop!!

throw that fucking scoop on a waffle cone bitch!

by camloveron March 30, 2009

scoop face

when you know you lost in a card game so you scoop your cards up

player 1 just got a breakthrough or vortex played on him for free and player 2 yelled scoop face

by 7896 January 21, 2007

scoop and score

Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.

criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and

2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)

guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score

by blue.eyed.winter January 14, 2010

sclopper

When someone is so retarded that there aren't any words that will describe how retarded they are.

Retarded person: I have six oranges in my hands... But I ate two and now I have 12.

Person listening: Sclopper

by Sclopper January 14, 2016