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Schmeckpocalypse

An apocalypse that one is looking forward to due to personal or objective reasons.

Usually applies to the lower working class chained by capitalism and the never-ending growth of inflation. By individuals, it is perceived as the moment of final peace, the victory of the aggrieved, and the time for revenge.
ex:
Mike: The planet has reached its tipping point. There was a major earthquake in Central Europe that reduced EU's population to about a half.
Danny has been living off cheese crackers and pickles for the past three months: Let the carriage run its course, for this is the beginning of a schmeckpocalypse.
by crematorium_of_ideas October 5, 2023
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Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.
Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"
by IMSZac January 26, 2024
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Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.
Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"
by IMSZac January 29, 2024
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schmeck

Unit of time it takes for a duck to urinate.
by underock January 29, 2024
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schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.
Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!
by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024
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Schmear

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about
I love to Schmear
by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024
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Schlegel Baby

When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
"OH MY GOD SCHLEGEL BABY!!" *hugs person*
by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024
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