Skip to main content

Seb Scale

a way of rating girls,
1. Dont even think about it (way too hot)
2. Fillet
3. Rude
4. Dad (as in 'the daddy')
5. Dont even see her (normal women)
6. Oh well, shes fucked
7. Gert (mostly for fat birds but can be used otherwise)
8. Spandoo (?)
9. May as well kill myself
Seb Scale example
Brad: 'what do you think of Barry's new misses?'
Derrick: 'Man, she was Rude!'
Brad: 'nah more of a Dad i'd say'
Jacobs: 'to be honest i didn't really see her'
Brad: 'shut up Jacobs'
by OlieOlieOlie January 25, 2008
mugGet the Seb Scale mug.

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes
Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis
by box April 30, 2005
mugGet the scaleitis mug.
Related Words
scake Sacked sake scale Scafe Saketh sacker saket Scalesy scaley

Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!
If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.
by Wentzahol November 9, 2012
mugGet the Mexican Name Scale mug.

Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.
She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5
by amato24 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Molson Scale mug.

for fuck's sake

a term commonly used when a situation or "shituation" is unnecessary/unrequired and most displeasing.
Got home last night, yeah i was drunk, tried to break into my flat because i forgot my keys and successfully managed to smash a window over myself whilst trying to squeeze through it. Costed me 300 fucking bucks and now i have shards of glass stuck in my hair/head. FOR FUCK'S SAKE
by Mikeytoyota August 18, 2009
mugGet the for fuck's sake mug.
A scale on which you rate girls by their looks. Only. So anti sapi omg
The scale:
1. FUCKING UGLY WTF
2. Really ugly
3. Ugly
4. Ew
5. Eh
6. Okay
7. Cute
8. Hot
9. Model
10. OMG GODDESS
John: She's cute
Ryan: So about a seven on the 1-10 female attractivness scale.
John: ya dude ur smart
by itz_kidz October 2, 2016
mugGet the 1-10 female attractivness scale mug.

Sackel

Also known as a ball bag. "Sackels"
Your a Sackel

Sackels on your grill

Lick my Sackel

Sackels on your chin

My Sackels are all over your face
by Jano January 27, 2008
mugGet the Sackel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email