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Samantha

A smart and intelligent girl. She is extremely beautiful and kind. She loves to spend time with her friends. If she is your girl friend, never let her go. You are lucky to have her. And never let another man take her. Like I did. And I am sad every day.
Student 1: oh sup Chrissy my man what you doing?

Student 2: yeah he’s not listening to you. He’s looking at Samantha.

Student 3: Boobs...

Student 1: yo that’s my girlfriend dawg.

Student 3: Juice doubles...

Student 1: ima fucking beat your ass you mother fucking peace of shit.

Student 3: Boobs...
by Dicktionary138726 April 14, 2021
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sambanana

Your boss's member or cock. This is often a reference to a brown noser.
Scott loves the sambanana.
by Richard Fitzwell August 27, 2006
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samoan

samoans aren't neccisarily
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
Girl:Hey who's that over there?

Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.

Girl: Man, i hate them.

Boy: Why?

Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.

Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.

Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!

Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:

Girl: Oh well i still don't care.

Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.

Girl: UGHS!

Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.

Girl: Fuck. Okay.

Boy: Hey wussup.

Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?

Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:

Samoans: Aite.

Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.

Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.

Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.

Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:

Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.

Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.

Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
by VickyBaby<3 October 22, 2008
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samantha

samantha is a short girl with dark hair and brown eyes. she use to be innocent but she has changed over the years and now smokes, drinks and gets into lots of fights with big islander girls. she is a fun person to be around but don’t get to close because she can easily break your heart. she has all the boys hitting her up because she is just so gorgeous and nice. her sense of humour is the best and although a lot of people might hate her she is a good friend to have around.
yo look that samantha girl is gonna have another scrap!
by asdfghjmjhgsffh January 2, 2019
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Samantha

The holy god of hell. Satan is her lapdog. She stands for the gay agenda.
Come hither! Lord Samantha has hailed you!”
by colbalt_beans August 3, 2020
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samlan

The most pro gamer in the whole universe. Able to defeat thanos with his bare hands with ease. Ability to sing like an angel. Smartest kid alive. Most probably most attractive alive. Indian. And fat but cool.
Thanos: Its that YOU?!
Samlan: You sure you wanna go down AGAIN?
by iwishiwassamlan September 26, 2018
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samantha

The best person in the world. she cares about everyone, and will be there when you need her. She always makes sure your okay. She is always there for me. Also, she is the smartest person you will ever meet. she is good at math, english, and life.
me: hey Sammy
Samantha: hey,,,,, how are you!?
by ya girl is here April 13, 2019
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