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Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.
Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.
by --Satan September 24, 2023
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salmon the breeze

derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".
"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"
by skroadie June 14, 2008
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Salmon

The opposite of a catfish. Someone who is more attractive in person than on social media.
Sara is a salmon. She’s so much prettier in person
by anonymous May 7, 2025
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Salmon Can

A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can
Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.
by ObeyYourHeart February 3, 2010
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Akmad Salmon

A creature of pestilence that begins all suffering when tension runs high

It cannot process what you are saying within that time period and will not tolerate backlash
The akmad salmon was very cringy and closed box
by Zenkai boost September 10, 2025
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Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.
I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.
by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021
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chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon
you ever been caught chewing the salmon?
by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008
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