by Damo87 November 7, 2017

Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017

by Sammmmy Dadddy May 10, 2019

A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018

The girl version of Sam, short for Samantha, refers to a hot girl who's really good at giving blowjobs. She has a small but hot body and knows how to pleasure a man better than anyone else.
by dougcrazyxmultiple November 30, 2015

A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him
by Awesomedicklick September 1, 2016

The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.
by UNCOUNTABLE March 17, 2022
