arabian sand storm

when u tea bag someones eye sockets and then u fart directly into their mouths.

dustin woke up to rajeev giving him an arabian sand storm

by arlie September 5, 2004

Storm Lake, Iowa

A ceased pool of a town, home to two packing plants that stink up the city and pollute the lake. The packing plants have brought drugs and illegal immigrants to the town. The State of Iowa threw 33 million dollars to help clean it up by building a hotel/waterpark. Known as "the mistake by the lake," King's Pointe Resort hasnt made a profit yet and will not ever.
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."

You can't polish a tard.
Throwing $33 million at Storm Lake, Iowa was a waste of taxpayers money.

by bigredkahuna March 30, 2011

shit me a storm

Kind of like the phrase: "cry me a river" but used for people who like to bullshit big things. Don't forget, storms are big

Jon: I made $1 Million Dollars just in a day
Edelynne: Shit me a storm

by r1cem4n April 19, 2020

dick storm

when the number of males in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds that of females present.

man this party is a total sausage fest. no dude its a dick storm.

by sterno inferno October 26, 2011

Storm Gunter

A beautiful, charming and adorable human being, who has a lovely personality and treats his girlfriend like a princess. His hair is continuously perfect and every picture of his are incredible. He has a big, warm heart and never gives up on something he wants. He's caring about his family too, which makes him that extra caring and has a smile to die for. He is very, special.

Girl 1: Hey have you seen Storm Gunter?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard he's dating Nikki Rae!
Girl 1: She's one lucky girrrrrl.

by fuckingbarbiedoll November 21, 2011

Diamond in an Ice Storm

A way to describe your dick, should you ever come across an erection so powerful, so immense, that not even the glory holes of 100 virgins can calm the swelling rage that is your penis

It's raping time buddy, and guess whose passing out the free, hot dickings.

And let me tell you, when she revealed that lacy red bra with matching panties, I was like a Diamond in an Ice Storm.

by Alan Tross August 12, 2009

Montana Storm Drain

When two people are having sex, the man pulls out of his partner and while the bottom is stunned awaiting for ejaculation the top urinates on the terrified victim.

Jon: yo dude so I was chillin with Janet last night right?
Xavier: yea?
Jon: I totally pulled a Montana storm drain on her last night big cat
Xavier: dude no fucking way!!! Did you like major soak her?
Jon: yea dude bitch looked like an Oscar she was so yellow

by YeaImFine October 11, 2019