by harthart March 28, 2011
Get the tramp stampmug. by CBUX April 15, 2009
Get the Gramp Stampmug. by emmw March 4, 2010
Get the Stamping the Beefmug. Giving someone a 'mushroom stamp' with a penis that recently released semen, and still has residue on the head. Aka a cummy mushroom stamp.
by Benny Ben Ben January 20, 2009
Get the milk stampmug. the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.
by Ramboyantone March 8, 2007
Get the mushroom stampmug. When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
Get the postage stampmug. When someone finally gets laid but its with a hooker, he officially owns a hoe stamp which can only be discarded when he gets pussy at least 4 times without the use of a hooker, or has to do anal with someone. It doesnt matter wether it is a male or a female.
If, in this case, it is a man who got the hoe stamp and chooses to do a gay guy, he will be called gay for the rest of his life with no other way to convince anyone that he is in fact a heterosexual.
If, in this case, it is a man who got the hoe stamp and chooses to do a gay guy, he will be called gay for the rest of his life with no other way to convince anyone that he is in fact a heterosexual.
guy 1: ''Dude, did you hear it? Guy 0 finally got laid
guy 2: ''Yeah but it was with a hooker. You know what that means.''
guy 1: ''Lmao what a fucking loser, cant even get laid without paying. I wonder who he will do to lose the hoe stamp
.''
guy 2: ''Yeah but it was with a hooker. You know what that means.''
guy 1: ''Lmao what a fucking loser, cant even get laid without paying. I wonder who he will do to lose the hoe stamp
.''
by uhavethebiggae March 14, 2018
Get the hoe stampmug.