slam-sludge

Pronunciation: \'slam-ˈsləj\
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century

a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.

Waking up after a long night of drinking, Gary noticed that a naked girl was sharing his bed with him. When he rolled her over, he realized that it was just Brenda, the local slampig. He grimaced as he felt the dried up crust of slam-sludge on his shriveled penis, and smelled its rancid stench in his mustache.

by colostomykid October 22, 2009

Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.

"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"

by Jut36 October 29, 2009

Slamballed

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage

"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"

by mtp5081 March 21, 2010

slam ho

a girl that insinuates herself into your sex life

Girl: hey pascal, do you want to trade massages
Pascal:Ok but i'm pretty tired.
Girl; ok why don't i just jerk you off instead
Pascal: just because you give me a massage don't mean you get to touch this, SLAM HO!

by MrPickleTickler December 1, 2011

slam-o jam-o

The act of spreading jam on a girls chest before titty-fucking her

duuuude, I gave my girl a slam-o jam-o last night, shit was tight!

by pastrydash December 15, 2015

Slagflation

When the annual rate of slags is rapidly increasing.

Mate slagflation is mad in chelmo atm.

by Brad slag kidd May 12, 2016

Slamberry'd

Coined by Ethan Klein of h3h3productions. It can be defined as when somebody is pranked or fooled by somebody else. These pranks can range from making fall into a hole in the sand to being kidnapped via Craigslist. The word is a combination of the last name of Moe and Ethan Bradberry, who are known for their cringy pranks, and their popular meme "SLAAAAAMMMING!!!"

"Fuck, man, I just got slamberry'd by that used car salesman."

by Ded Hors Saloon February 1, 2018